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Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by BayouBengal014, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

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    Trust me when I tell you this - there's not much difference in Texas boosters and Bama boosters. IF the Bama coach did go to Texas (which he won't), he would have all of them in line before the first practice, just like he did at Bama.
     
  2. Pennsylvania

    Pennsylvania Go easy on me

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    Recent Dallas head coaches have struggled with clock management. Cowboy fans would go off the deep end if they hired another "in-game challenged" coach.
     
  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Andy Reid as hc, les as oline coach and Garrett as qb coach. They would need 12 timeouts a game minimum
     
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  4. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Can you imagine the gump nation meltdown if he were to bolt to Tennessee or Arkansas.
     
  5. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    It would be legendary :)
     
  6. mobius481

    mobius481 Registered Member

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    More likely he'll have a heart attack on the sideline than retire, but you're right, he's Alabama for life.
     
  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    I think Saban is only happy when being miserable. He will die of a heart attack fishing with his son.
     
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  8. Pennsylvania

    Pennsylvania Go easy on me

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    Can John L. Smith be a part of that staff too? Maybe be their head of public relations?
     
  9. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    John l smith is the next stage of les' Alzheimer's. I sure hope we don't have to put him down before his contract expires. Because that stage of crazy is unbearable. Alleva would have to take him out back and shoot him Old yeller style.
     
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  10. Winston1

    Winston1 Founding Member

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    12 a half :D
     

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