Criminoles update (QB not God)

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  1. Proud Tiger

    Proud Tiger Founding Member

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    These things happen when the coach is a saint. ;)
     
  2. Hawker45

    Hawker45 Founding Member

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    We have the Pope in Gainesville, God in Tallahassee and the Fountain of Youth in St. Augustine... and our property values are already sky high.
     
  3. BB

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    1. It's Hilarious.

    2. People with a sense of humor always care about things that are hilarious.

    Sometimes, every now and then, an intoxicated, chemically altered human being gives us a hysterical reality that far exceeds the humor quality of any movie, television show, or other entertainment sources.

    In this boring ass world, I always care about the funny! Is that OK with you, Mr. Buzz Kill?
     
  4. crawfish

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    right......

    Maybe you should reread my post. Show me where I mentioned anything about booze or drugs....

    You don't have to be a drunk or a crackhead to be weird.
     
  5. TSdude

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    :hihi: Absolutely frickin hilarious!
     
  6. Hawker45

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    Speaking of God....

    Tommy Tuberville, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Auburn flag in the window.
    "This house is yours for eternity, Tommy," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
    Tommy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Tiger flag, and in every window, an LSU symbol.

    Tommy looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I even went undefeated one year, and I turned around Auburn’s program."
    God said "So what do you want to know, Tommy?"
    "Well, why does Les Miles get a better house than me?"
    God chuckled, and said "Tommy, that's not Les’s house, it's mine."
     
  7. TSdude

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    I'm with you..the OU folks must have a lot of time on their hands because they come up with some funny stuff!
     
  8. Proud Tiger

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    This is a Golden Oldie that has been used with about every good coach in the country. What's that guys name at Iowa....dang I can't remember :hihi:
     
  9. Hawker45

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    True, it took me forever to swap out Tommy's name...lol.
     
  10. Proud Tiger

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    You are also forgetting that God's colors are Gold and Garnet and he is playing QB at FSU :)
     

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