We have the Pope in Gainesville, God in Tallahassee and the Fountain of Youth in St. Augustine... and our property values are already sky high.
1. It's Hilarious. 2. People with a sense of humor always care about things that are hilarious. Sometimes, every now and then, an intoxicated, chemically altered human being gives us a hysterical reality that far exceeds the humor quality of any movie, television show, or other entertainment sources. In this boring ass world, I always care about the funny! Is that OK with you, Mr. Buzz Kill?
right...... Maybe you should reread my post. Show me where I mentioned anything about booze or drugs.... You don't have to be a drunk or a crackhead to be weird.
Speaking of God.... Tommy Tuberville, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Auburn flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tommy," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tommy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Tiger flag, and in every window, an LSU symbol. Tommy looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I even went undefeated one year, and I turned around Auburn’s program." God said "So what do you want to know, Tommy?" "Well, why does Les Miles get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Tommy, that's not Les’s house, it's mine."
I'm with you..the OU folks must have a lot of time on their hands because they come up with some funny stuff!
This is a Golden Oldie that has been used with about every good coach in the country. What's that guys name at Iowa....dang I can't remember :hihi: