Geez, these guys make Hawthorne sound like Vin Scully. It's evident that they haven't listened to a whole lot of baseball in their day. Anybody remember the "Homer at the Bat" episode of "The Simpsons"? Where Marge is holding the video camera at Homer's softball game and trying to do play-by-play: "And the batter wants to hit the ball and get to first base...and he does...and everybody advances a base...and everybody's happy." THIS is what these guys remind me of.