Venerable Moderator Ellis Hugh has said USC smack talkers are too nice. I challenge that statement. I am the proud owner of an incognito pet/trained chimpanzee capable of operating a Windows 98 equipped PC. His name is Zeke. He works for bananas. He screens my e-mail for me. He will monitor this thread for compliance. All right, here's the smack, all you Bengal Bayou fans... "All LSU Tiger Fans without chimpanzees have poor attitudes." How's that for smack, Mr. Moderator? Sure as heck beats Allbarn and Old Missess, huh? Here's the catch--- If I/my chimp "Zeke" don't see at least ten (10) "smack" replies to this post within the next 24 hours, Zeke is going to be donated to MaxFactor, Inc. for primate/homo sapien allergic make-up compatability research. I mean it. Possession of exotic pets is against the law here in South Carolina. I know that. But you will never be able to catch up with me, I am too clever. IM4USC: "Ya'll got 24 hours, commencing now." ZEKE: "I know IM4, and he's ruthless to a passion. Please don't send me to the mascara farm. I'll never see another banana." Zeke has been trained to monitor/document all visitors to this thread for inaction. If Zeke goes down, all non-smack-talking LSU posters who visit but refuse to post, will be reported and go down with him. PETA will not plea bargain with your esquire. You've been forewarned, 10-15-2002 @ 10:20 P.M. EDT.