1. Saban retires from UA on Christmas day/immediately joins LSU staff as recruiting/NIL coordinator 2. Saban retires Sunday/admits to UA fans he hated his stay there and his first love was always LSU 2. Saban retires Monday and joins O in Destin 4. Saban retires Tuesday/replaces Meyer in NFL 5. Saban retires Wednesday to his lake house and leaves the press conference with a young, smokin' hot babe - not named Mrs. Terri - sporting a beautiful LSU skin tight shirt!
