Deez Nuts 2016

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by LaSalleAve, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    According to you you are persecuted every day. You should change your name to Do Nuts and the cops would love you.
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

    Man yall just make shit up in the free speech alley. I've never said I was persecuted. I'm a white guy. I have it relatively easy.
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    If you think white people have it easy you must be one of those rich white guys you're always ranting about.

    By the way, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
     
  4. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

    Don't rob the liquor store and you won't be.
     
  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

  6. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

    I wonder if he can get in trouble. Don't you have to be 35 to run for President? He is 15. I'm not familiar with Presidential applications or what you have to do to run, if there is an application. Makes you wonder if poor ole Deez is gonna get into trouble over this.
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    You have to be 35 to take office but I think you can run no matter what age
     
  8. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

    It's up to election officials to qualify or disqualify him. No way he gets in any trouble.
     
  9. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

    Unless someone in the FEC just wants to be a dick. The federal government is generally not known for its sense of humor. There's got to be some "I certify under penalty of law" line that he's stepped across if people look for it hard enough.
     
  10. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

    Like lying about his age on a federal document?
     

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