Eggs...

Now that's a knee slapper. Speaking of knee slappers, how about red's girlfriend's boobs?

 

Speaking as a female, I have to say "no go" on the Tabasco.

 

I was going to ask you since you are the resident female now that @tigerchick46 bailed but I didn't want to be creepy rob Lowe. Glad you offered that up.

Louisiana hot sauce it is

 

I'm just saying...who needs hot sauce if the guy is hot?

 

If she's a blonde use Crystal Hot Sauce and pronounce it Chris Tall. She'll think its expensive champagne

 

Boobs? I thought they were satsumas in socks.

Good lord. I bet you shave it just to make it look bigger.

 

Damn....the last few pages of this thread really deliver, lol. Ya'll are funny.

 

Too late.

 

This guy, TV doesn't work so he is down at the Y watching people swim.

Classic

 

Try this. Cut up and fry one onion in a skillet with butter. Mix about half of the onions in with scrambled egg batter, with a little pepper and cajun seasoning. (Not too much). Scramble eggs as you prefer. Top eggs with remainder of onions, then top with some Smuckers Orange Marmalade. (Not too much because it's sweet) You get a unique combination of sweet and spicy that goes well together. You can also try adding some crumbled bacon to the egg batter, but I like the bacon separately with toast.........