What's funny is I am at the Turtle Bar on the levee having a cool one no one wearing a mask, bet you are wearing one at home in you basement posting to me. My wife and friends are laughing and saying things like you own this guy man he just can't leave you alone. Am I lying about that you think?
Lol, your wife is a saint. You are fortunate to have a lady like that. I'm bored as my kid rain checked our day for some beach broad. He was raised right and I am proud to take a back seat to some leg. Did you show your friends where you said you were gonna leave TF and yet wont leave? I'm sure they are proud. Did you show them where every time you post a lie, you get a response? I think they believe you are a really smart dude, owning this cat in cali and all. They sound like a fine bunch, worthy of your fine company, no doubt. Do they tell lies too? That's fun sitting around the campfire telling lies. We used to do that in the Army, but the fun was knowing we were telling lies on purpose. Does your chest puff out when they tell you you own this cat that won't stop wasting his time? I bet it does. Did you tell them how you showed the world when not confronted with climate change? Bet they bought you a round for that one. You guys!
No ... “some” people are stupid enough to view cats as fellow humans. You hear them all the time ... “my baby”. That’s more a function of the person, not the cat.
Hey I was lying about being at the Turtle Bar, or was I? Yes that bunch I hang with believes my lies but maybe they are lying to me and don't believe I am telling the truth but are they lying about not be living me? Maybe like Pedo Joe I believe in truth over facts. Hell I have told so many lies I am probably telling the truth and don't know. Anyway tell the duck I hope he's OK and he is still welcome to visit my wife and I in the Butte, all joking aside. Hell I am not leaving TF Free Speech tomorrow!
Cats own you brutha. You don't own cats. Way back when the first domesticated dog came to being he said, "if we help them hunt, if we guard them, if we herd their stupid animals, they will protect us and feed us and give us shelter. We will be their dog and they will be our master." When the first domesticated cat came around he said, "These stupid animals will feed us and pick up our piss and shit. We will sleep all day and when we feel like getting our beautiful bodies petted we will go to them. Now I have to sleep all day. Don't bother me."
People treat their dogs the same. You just hate cats. Yet in the human-dog relationship it's clear that the human is the master. Cats are smart enough to know they are going to still be fed and catered to without kissing the human's ass.
I have three, and they don’t own shit. They are lucky if they don’t get a boot up the ass as I kick their asses out the door. Out of the three, I only really like one, it’s the retarded one who got stuck in our garage as a kitten when we went on vacation. Our dogs killed his mother, cause she was wanting her baby back. How the little shit survived for a week locked in a garage is beyond me, but he made it. I love him cause he thinks he is a dog. He pretty much does his own thing, comes in eats and back out the door. The two females on the other hand, uuhhggg. Dems be the wife’s cats.
