Election 2020

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  1. onceanlsufan

    onceanlsufan Founding Member

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    Yes, especially those little shit dogs, like pikaknees and mutant tiny York’s. One of my cats was whooping one of those little Yorkys asses, and I had to save it. Sorry, that just ain’t a dog.
     
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  2. mancha

    mancha Alabama morghulis

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    I have two. Brothers. They were 'free". The fuckers like to fight in the middle of the night. Cat hair all over the floor in the morning. During the day, they lick each other. One bites my wife every morning at 5:30 to wake her up. He has some kind of Cat Aids autoimmune disease and we have spent a shit ton of money on vets and specialists. A "free" cat
     
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  3. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 PureBlood

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    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    The short version of that is, dogs have masters, cats have staff.
     
  5. onceanlsufan

    onceanlsufan Founding Member

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    Yeah man, we had a stray mama ... had kittens, had kitty aids, we put the whole lot of them down. Seemed kinda cruel, but the little farts did t have a chance, they were all positive.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I had a cat who would jump on my bed before I was ready to wake up. He would meow and rub up against me. If I didn't respond he would stick one claw in my arm. Not hard and it didn't really hurt but annoying
     
  7. onceanlsufan

    onceanlsufan Founding Member

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    Kick it across the room a few times for doing that and they tend to stop.
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    That's one of the ways cats are smart. He knew just how far he could go before I would kick him across the room.

    Besides if you kick a cat later it will shit somewhere you won't see it until you smell it.
     
  9. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    When we were in high school, we always partied at the same friends house because he knocked up his gf and they got a place before their senior year. There was a party there every night. They had a cat. Black and white thing, a little too nice. Last one out of the apartment had to take the cat and throw it in the pool. This is where I learned to hate cats. There really is no greater satisfaction than fucking over a cat. They are evil. I mean, who can explain round eyes one second and cats eyes the next? Evil.
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    In aincient Egypt you got the death penalty for killing a cat. I'm sure throwing a cat in a swimming pool would at least have been some kind of excruciating torture
     

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