Where's the pics? Ever since you went back to the green side you lost interest in hot, scantily clad women. By now your living room must be knee deep in empty pizza box, ice cream and cookie boxes and potato chips bags and you've gained 50 pounds.
I wonder if male reporters are allowed in locker rooms after games. You know, to interview the players.
Do you have a football with that duck logo on it? I have a ball from the 2003 LSU National Championship because Sports Illustrated gave it to me for subscribing.
