My grandpa always said everyone north of the Red River was a Yankee. We were also in Beaumont one day driving through. When we walked into a gas station there were some guys telling "coonass" jokes. After we checked out my grandpa walked up to them and said: "Do you know what the difference between a Coonass and a horse's ass is?" They all laughed and said, "What?" He looked them in the eye and said, "The Sabine River." then we walked out without saying another word. Yeah Grandpa was pretty awesome.
dam. Anyone else use their fingers to blow this picture up for a closer look? @uscvball i have a question about this one.