No harm. Looks like outreach to a new demographic to me. Just be careful with your high powered binoculars when hunting for camel toe.

Looks like a middle linebacker to me.

What, no tight-end or long-snapper rotation?

Probably would enjoy a long snapper in his tight end.

You're making it weird now.

With Elmer’s offense of course

At least I know what its like to wear a football helmet in college. Elmers offense? What would you know about Elmers offense or any other college offense? Only thing you seem know is "change the coach yearly unless he is 12-0".

Couldn't resist it too easy

Bench player for usl doesn't count as playing nor is it an actual college. By default he's more qualified in just about everything else as well. Usl must be a haven for whackadoodles.