Expectations 2004

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  1. ramah

    ramah Founding Member

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    No applause ... throw hundred dollar bills

    Oklahoma, Georgia, Arkansas and Auburn are just dunghills ... and I am but the cock who climbs atop them to crow ... and prosper :wink:
     
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    You don't just get winners every week

    You get entertainment and rhymes too ... I'm working on a Georgia ditty now to match "Ode to Frankenstein" ... you remember the Pre-Sugar prediction Ode to Frankie :hihi:

    ODE TO FRANKENSTEIN (Ramah's Pregame Prediction)
    BULLSEYE WHITE, he will put up a fight, but alas, he has not the gas to geaux.
    He will try and try with all of his might, but it's going to be a Tiger Dee sheaux.
    That Heisman Lad, the best OU ever had, will be flushed by the Very Best Dee.
    And the people will know, Marquise Hill stole the show, from sea to shining sea.
    The game’s on the line, BULLSEYE WHITE takes the snap, what is he gonna do.
    He hobbles to the left, because there ain’t NO RIGHT, just a Giant Wall for LSU.
    BULLSEYE WHITE has no time, he must throw on a dime, now or never he must.
    But the coverage is there, his duck hangs in the air, Webster’s pick is his BUST.
    Trailing 17 to zip with time running out, BULLSEYE WHITE leads one last charge.
    He hobbles to the left, cuz' there ain’t NO RIGHT & he spots a receiver at large.
    He let the ball fly with a mighty long heave, and the crowd hears a Loud Crack.
    The ball sails thru the air, LaRon Landry's there, as BULLSEYE lands on his back.
    Another pick on the day, this one now makes three, oh what is BULLSEYE to do
    He messed with the best and he died like the rest who faced the great Dee LSU.

    Ode to Frankenstein (The Final Bugle ... like it was)

    BULLSEYE WHITE, he put up a helluva fight, but alas, he had not the gas to go.
    He tried, yes he tried, with all his might, but it ended up as a Tiger Dee sheaux.
    That po’ Heisman Lad, the best OU ever had, was flushed by the Very Best Dee.
    And the people now know, Marquise Hill stole the show, from sea to shining sea.
    With a game on the line, BULLSEYE WHITE took the snap, o what did he ever do.
    He hobbled quickly left, cuz’ Hill was through on the right, all night long for LSU.
    BULLSEYE WHITE had no time, couldn’t throw on a dime, he never had a prayer.
    His ducks missed their mark, Webster lurked like a shark and 1 INT he did snare.
    Trailing late in the game with all time running out, BULLSEYE led one last charge.
    He hobbled left, Hill was through on the right when he saw his receiver at large.
    He cocked back to throw to let the ball fly, alas the crowd heard the Loud Crack.
    To BULLSEYE’S despair, Lionel Turner was there, BULLSEYE sat flat on his back.
    Another sack on the day, he cried on his last play, what more could BULLSEYE do.
    He messed with THE BEST and he died like the rest who faced the great Dee LSU.


    Lemme see ... Pollack's rhymes with :hihi:
     

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