Finally, USC declares LSU 2003 National Champions..........

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  1. Hub

    Hub Founding Member

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    Don't know if anyone else saw it or not but:

    Today on Fox Sports there was a special on this years rookies. The "Reebok.......something or other........Rookie Premier". Basically it was when all of the top rookies got together to pose for there playing cards. The host of Best Damn Sports Show was the host. Anyway, Clayton and Devery were there along with pretty much every top draft pick you can think of.

    One segment had Clayton, Devery and the receiver from USC, Colbert, (can't think of his 1st name) in it. Where the host asked them who was the real National Champion. Clayton and Devery started chanting "LSU" and Colbert started chanting "USC".

    Clayton then quizzed Colbert on what his teams goal was when it started the season. Answer: Win the National Championship. Clayton's response: No, what game. Long story short Colbert would never answer and laughed it off.

    Clayton then decided to end it once and for all........requesting he and Colbert square off 2 out of 3 in none other than "Paper Rock Scissors".

    As would be expected on the field. Clayton beat him 2 - 0. For those that would care he won with.......Paper covers rock and Rock breaks scissors.

    To end it Colbert had to, and did, say something to the effect of "The 2003 NCAA Football National Champions are the LSU Tigers".
     
  2. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    I knew there was a legitimate process of deciding this once and for all.
     
  3. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Is this for real? Are there really serious RPS players or is this one of your urban legends?

    This one is hard to believe:

     
  5. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    oh it is real. i have been a big rps fan for years. and i am basically unbeatable. i copy the techniques of the greatest rps player ever, wojek smallsoa.

    my favorite gambit is the avalanche. i have my own custom gambit, the sleeper. it is scissors scissors rock. it is unbeatable. it lulls you to sleep, and then kablow! rock!

    (just kidding that whole site is a joke)

    but they really do have a world championship. it is in toronto this year. i am pretty good, so i might go. but i hear they have alot of doped up steroid monsters ruining the sport these days.

    http://www.rpschamps.com/
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    So if I were to somehow come up with a 3 sided coin and flip it before each round how would you predict what I would do?
     
  7. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    you are so naive!

    you cant mask the intricacies of rps with false randomness!

    people who think it is random are just bad players.
     
  8. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    I can beat anyone with the diplomat, but sometimes I throw paper dolls.
     
  9. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    That's why you're an amateur. Legendary RPS champion Bob Wehaddababyitsaboy would have killed you with his Rockslide gambit (rock, rock, paper).
     
  10. tygertail

    tygertail Founding Member

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    My God, what in the hell will they put on the internet next. Maybe there will be free porn, oh wait.... :shock:
     

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