Flying Mallards

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  1. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Water in a park pond is deep. Their drinking water is in a 4 inch pan, 1 foot across. Fecal matters.
     
  2. tigerchick46

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    Surely on the big ranch you live on you have a pond, boom problem solved!
     
  3. LSUTiga

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    Not with a fence around it. It would be open season for the coyotes. There is a pack that runs along a canal behind my house (couple hundred yards- that's like two football fields :D). We hear them at night. There have also been a couple of alligators killed within a mile of my house. it's not a place you'd REALLY expect to see any but they're starting to be everywhere. There's a several thousand acre lake two miles away that's a hatchery. A bayou leads out of it and with irrigation canals they're being found in some most unusual places.

    As far as a ranch, we had over 300 cows at one time but it's been a while now that we're out of the business. I lost my father 5 or 6 years ago- really terrible with dates and shyt- and we'd sold most of the land before that.
     
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    I'm having visions of you building a fence around your pond with a prison guard tower next to it, I could soooo picture you in it playing sniper.
     
  5. LSUTiga

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    Stop picking.
     
  6. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Y'all need to get a room... or maybe a backseat on one of those country roads near tiga's spread.
     
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    Let me know when you and Steve are done with yalls room....you read too many dirty magazines or watch too much skinamax after dark.
     
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    Kyle has his own room....he's so full of $hit that he farts all night long !! :eek:
     
  9. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    See, you need to be around awhile longer before making assumptions like that. Everyone who has been here for at least of couple of years knows I'm way too cheap to pay for magazines and skinamax. We've even had threads on free internet porn. Damn.
     
  10. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    This thread is about ducks, not cocks; however, I wouldn't do her with yours.
     
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