@uscvball Good for you moving to the Southeast soon. I honestly don't know how anyone lives in California. Or Boston. Or New York. All nice places to visit, but high cost of living, at times extreme tax rates and just some baseline nutty people. Oh, and that's just pure poetry, right there. I'm putting you on notice that I'm stealing it.
Funny you added those pics. Whoever the culprit was a few years ago also posted the 2 pics on the left from like 8 years ago. When she did FHM touch ups and all and still grossed me out. I am almost certain the pic on the left is Kelly Kapowski from saved by the bell. Going through all those google images and picking these proves my point. LOL Don't get me started on her annoying voice.
PLEASE...Take me with you. Never thought I would ever visit much less move here, but I'm here for a woman. Fairly certain this feeds into red's bachelor mantra.
I was actually born in Oxnard, to my great surprise. Who among us has never done something ill-considered for a woman? They are temptresses every one, it's just a matter of how good they are at it. Be vigilant. Beware the honey trap.
I'll let you know when the truck hits the highway. We can share driving duties. California used to be the most amazing place to live. There are parts of it that are still second to none especially if you love the outdoors. I love the beach. I love the mountains. I need to live near a lake. Southeast Georgia fits that bill quite nicely. Traffic, illegals, taxes, masses of people. The older I get the more I require the simple life and it's not here.
