Glenn Dorsey visited The Virgin Islands

Glenn Dorsey cans his urine and sells it.

You may know it better as Red Bull.

 

Aaawww man that is gross!!!

:rofl:

 

Glenn Dorsey was the first person to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Glenn Dorsey does not check his closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for Glenn Dorsey.

 

Glen Dorsey told Les Miles to wear his hat that way.

 

Glenn Dorsey
Can tug on Superman's Cape
Spit into the wind
Pull the mask off the Old Lone Ranger
& Beat The Sh*# out of Jim

 

Dorsey could also mess with Leroy Brown... and live to tell the tale.

 

Glenn Dorsey can make an omelette without a non-stick pan

 

Contrary to popular opinion it DOES rain in Tiger Stadium.

But NEVER on Glen Dorsey.

 

The Borg stole Glenn Dorsey motto:
"Resistance is futile"


Glenn Dorsey can win an argument with a woman.

 

Glenn Dorsey told John Heisman about the forward pass because he got tired of tackling only running backs.