The 1988 LSU-Auburn game when the seismogragh on campus recorded an earthquake was not caused by the fans in the stadium but was in fact Glenn Dorsey's mother burping him after a bottle at their home IN GONZALES!!
Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard for that last commercial, Glenn Dorsey ripped the hairs off of Norris' face with his bare hands.
Glenn Dorsey's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Glenn Dorsey will not take sh*t from anyone.
According to the Wikipedia, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Glenn Dorsey walks.