Dorsey once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Dorsey's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Dorsey is actually the all-time single-season home run king. When taking the SAT, write "Dorsey" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Glenn Dorsey is forced to listen to Phil Collins becaue if he were allowed to listen to anything slightly B.A. he'd go apesh** and kill everyone he came into contact with.
Katrina didn't hurt New Orleans....Glenn Dorsey farted.......... Glenn Dorsey receives Christian Christmas cards from all Mormon leaders. Glenn Dorsey's left fist is so powerful, he is afraid to double up his right fist himself. Out of the world's ten "badest bad asses", Glenn Dorsey receives Christmas presents from nine of them.
Dorsey drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Dorsey once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Dorsey won by 5. Dorsey can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Dorsey has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Great Wall of China is pissed at Glenn Dorsey because it's no longer the only object that can be seen from space.
