Glenn Dorsey visited The Virgin Islands

...as he gnawed through his own umbilical cord...

 

They couldn't find WMDs in Iraq because Glenn Dorsey lives in Baton Rouge.



OOOH! Good name for our defense. The WMDs.

 

Four words you will never hear Glenn Dorsey say: "Don't taser me, bro.".

 

then after a quick shower and a 72 oz steak dinner he suited up and began his Pewee football career.

 

Don't know if this one has already been used but -

Glenn Dorsey CAN believe it's not butter! :hihi:

 

Glenn Dorsey has a pet gorilla he named Saban.

 

If you Google search "Dorsey getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Dorsey doesn't shave; he slaps himself in the face.

 

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Here are a few of my favorites (Good luck on your way to the Nat'l Championship by the way---I know, I know, Dorsey doesn't need luck):

Glenn Dorsey beat Shaq in a one-on-one fouling competition
Glenn Dorsey was Luke's father
Ken Dorsey to change his name out of respect for Glenn (sound too much alike).
If at first you don't succeed, then you aren't Glenn Dorsey
The Devil wears Prada because Glenn Dorsey made him.
Glenn Dorsey made Johnny Cash "Walk the line."
Glenn Dorsey made Lou Holtz pick against ND.
Dolphin appendage to be re-named Dorsey fin.
Metallica allows Glenn Dorsey to download its .mp3s for free.
I live by the motto: WWGDD - What Would Glenn Dorsey Do?

 

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