Good Bye Big 10

Only thing mine said about inches was, "If she wants 10, just put it in twice."

 

Or fold it in half.

 

Zing! Dam son, that was money. With a tool like that no dam wonder you don't have any game...don't need it.

 

LMAO

 

Here are the ugly numbers from the B1G:

• 3-6 in non-conference play in Week 3
• 0-5 against other power conferences' teams (including Notre Dame) in Week 3
• 1-10 on the season against power non-conference foes
• and 12 of the 14 Big Ten teams already have at least one loss, only one of them in conference.

 

Now you just hold up a damn minute. After ALL the discussions that have taken place here, after ALL the "possible" legitimate replacements for your uncle that have been unceremoniously eviscerated by you for whatever fictitious mumbo jumbo you have inside your head and YOU want to hire the replacement because he is HOT!!!! Just WTF is going on here!!!!

 

We might as well hire Kate Upton

 

I would like to hire Kate Upton for some ... work

 

I'm just saying...I'd rather look at Pat Fitzgerald on our sidelines more than Charlie Weiss or that Mangino dude.

 

Well for crying out loud I don't recall anyone suggesting either of those two walruses

I guess I just expected more out from your alleged football acumen.