Guy who offered 40 Goats for Chelsea Clinton gets trampled be an elephant.

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by tigerchick46, Aug 7, 2014.

  1. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali The Bionic Burro

    Tiga?
     
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    She's so ugly she'd have to kick down the door of a beauty pageant just to buy a ticket.

    Chelsea spent 5 hours in the beauty parlor the other day. And that was just for the estimate.

    She's so ugly she has to sneak up an the glass to get a drink of water.
     
  4. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

    The real question is would @lsutiga trade Chelsea for goats? I think we all know the answer......:)
     
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  5. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    I can see why you can't get laid anymore.
     
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  6. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

    Hilarious.....
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Maybe you can use your status as a famous anonymous internet forum poster to get groupies like @tigerchick46 and that girl with the sunglasses in the picture with her to do a threesome
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    The only reason the deal fell through is because none of the goats would do it with Chelsea
     
  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    What a rookie you are. You just have no idea how things work. Have you actually met any women? Let me give you a little clue . . . don't talk about them on the internet.
     
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  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    I guess I blew my chances with Chelsea Clinton. Do any of the women you actually know know that you are the anonymous @red55 on the internet? And no, I have never met any women on the internet. That's what bars and coffee shops are for.
     

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