I have to say, I laughed my ass off at this headline.......seems like a fair trade though, she ain't kicking down the doors of any beauty pageants. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718109/Chelsea-Clintons-Kenyan-admirer-killed-Jumbo.html
She's so ugly she'd have to kick down the door of a beauty pageant just to buy a ticket. Chelsea spent 5 hours in the beauty parlor the other day. And that was just for the estimate. She's so ugly she has to sneak up an the glass to get a drink of water.
Maybe you can use your status as a famous anonymous internet forum poster to get groupies like @tigerchick46 and that girl with the sunglasses in the picture with her to do a threesome
What a rookie you are. You just have no idea how things work. Have you actually met any women? Let me give you a little clue . . . don't talk about them on the internet.
I guess I blew my chances with Chelsea Clinton. Do any of the women you actually know know that you are the anonymous @red55 on the internet? And no, I have never met any women on the internet. That's what bars and coffee shops are for.