Guy who offered 40 Goats for Chelsea Clinton gets trampled be an elephant.

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  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Well, I don't agree with that chart, it was made by another Married Guy indulging in his fantasies. They aren't seriously trying to get laid, they just yearn to be seen with hotter women than their wives.

    Bachelors that eliminate women under 5 in hotness don't get laid much or they are Warren Beatty. Hell, Warren Beatty even hit on Carnie Wilson. Happy bachelors have broadly inclusive standards. Frustrated bachelors pursue supermodels.

    The No Go Zone is women with a crazy factor over 5. Run away, no matter how hot they are. Trust me. Don't wait until bunnies are boiling in your kitchen. Run fast. Don't look back.

    The Wife Zone is women who will put up with your shit for decades. Good luck finding one of those, amigo. Unicorns are more plentiful.
     
  2. Tiger Exile

    Tiger Exile Long time lurker

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    I guess the subjective part is what your definition of a 5 is in the hotness category...I agree with you on the crazy factor although I stumbled onto a 8/9 hottie that seemed normal. It was fun for a couple of weeks and then I had to lock my windows and hide my truck for awhile. Batshit crazy that one! Two decades with my wife and still going well, but we didn't get married until 30 so maybe that helps.
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Guys who listen to Red are going to end up married to a plain or ugly girl. In the not too distant future they will realize their mistake when they are lying in bed with a fat ugly naked woman who wants to fuck and all they want to do is watch Sports Center and go to sleep.

    OK, young guys who are still in college, you will never in your life have the chance to meet so many hot women as you do on a college campus. You don't have to look like Warren Beatty to get hot women. (Warren Beatty was the Brad Pitt or George Clooney of his day. I don't know who the younger actors are in that category.) There are plenty of girls around just or almost as good looking
    as a supermodel. A supermodel is just a good looking woman who has starved herself and has expertly applied makeup, hairstyling and Thousands of dollars of clothes.

    Look around. You might never see a great looking guy with a plain girl but you will see lots of great looking girls with average looking guys. Most of those average looking guys aren't rich or even endowed like John Holmes (a 70's porn star with 12 inches) The only thing they have that you don't is confidence. There is no Zen Master Secret. Think about it. Are you nervous when you ask a plain girl out? Of course not. If a plain girl rejects you all you have lost is a chance to be with a plain girl.

    Everything you need to know can be said in one sentence: Hot girls are just as appoachable as plain or ugly girls! Sure, some of them will reject you but so will some plain ugly girls. When that happens just move on to the next one. If you have confidence and even a little bit of game you won't ever have to settle for 5's and 6's again unless you are just drunk at closing time.
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Guys who listen to Red are not going to end up married at all. Women come and women go. It's raining women out there.
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Grasshoppa has made the rounds. The next "Hot" friend my sister has will be her first. She has had quite a few friends and I'm not convinced they all came to spend the night at the house to hang out with her when we were younger. Those that feel a little less "secure" are willing to go the extra mile, yeah amigo I know all about it.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    And the enthusiasm is genuine . . . uhhhh, at least . . . as genuine as it gets!
     
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    uscvball Founding Member

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    I know we all sorta blend together but that was my post. :)
     
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    uscvball Founding Member

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    Some funny posts up in here. Who knew women were so complicated? Lol.
     
  9. Winston1

    Winston1 Founding Member

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    You are correct Red. It took 23 years of marriage to learn but the last 10 have been great (single and in a target rich enviornment)!
     
  10. Tiger Exile

    Tiger Exile Long time lurker

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    Can I like it twice? I apologize for not being logistically sound when it comes to credit where credit is due!
     

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