Maybe his donkey is an ass.

Probably, it works for everyone else. He must have a lemon

That is awesome. I want a place to raise animals biggly.

She is aggressive, but black bucks are like candy to a coyote

Damn racists coyotes.

Shane is right every cattle guy has burros, I have one for the same reason. But they work best when paired with a good dog. Unfortunately my ranch dog died last year, and my new one is isn't up to par yet.