If his attorney had half a brain they would have made sure they had a full tank of gas in the get away car and wouldn't have to stop anywhere near the scene of the crime for anything.
I PRAY that it was caught on film by the gas station's surveillance system. That would be some funny sh*t to watch. "THERE HE IS! Let's get eem!" ....f*ckin hillbillies.
Unfortunately, he'll be gracing our great state now, where apparently he has other members of his Darwin Award-winning gene pool to look after him: Harvey Updyke waives right to preliminary hearing - NCAA Football - Sporting News
Here's to a long arson/vandalization war between the 2 schools. Was hoping redemption would come in the form of spray painting a certain statue, but, there is still time.