1. Be nice to your elders. Joke is on you though since you and others here are paying for my Social Security!

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  2. he wasn't talking about you, ya old coot :)
  3. My apologies Bengal get pummeled about my age here so much I am gun shy. I did like my answer anyway. Yo duck beware you will go from a young duck to a coot one day enjoy the ride bro.
  4. my goal is to celebrate my onefitty birthday in 2104
  5. You Dorian Gray?
  6. Wait, who brought race into this? It was YOU!! Who's the racist now?
  7. no, I'm a "free" spirit
  8. The "spirit" part will keep you young the free part you have to make sure no one tries to take it from you.
  9. Duncan McCloud
  10. Lazarus Long,.. but you can call me Woody