Heard this Joke today: A teenager in North Mississippi saved a baby by killing a bull dog that was attacking a small child. When the news reporter interviewed the boy he suggested the following headline. "ole miss fan saves child from savage bull dog". The teen replied, "thats fine, but I'm not an ole miss fan." So the reporter suggested this headline..."Mississippi state fan saves child from savage bull dog". The teen replied that he wasn't a state fan. So the reporter suggested..."Southern Miss fan saves child from savage bull dog". The teen replied that he wasnt a Southern fan. Finally, the reporter asked " just who do you pull for?" The teen replied, "I'm an LSU fan". The reporter said he would come up with a headline an the article would be in the next day's paper. The next day there was a picture of the teen and the headline read..."LSU fan murders family pet!!!"