Roger that.

Hope all you son sa britches are doing ok. We’ll whip this thing .
Geaux Tigers and Fuck Bama

Been burning shit for the last two days. Old bill stubs and crap from the 80s to present that we’ve been just too fricken lazy to go through and get rid of.

You can get Kona coffee grown in Hawaii.

virtual nascar is 70% as good as actual nascar

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

If it's virtual they can do anything. How about Dale Sr vs Richard Petty or Darrell Waltrip vs Jimmie Johnson. Tony Stewart vs Cale Yarborough would be a great one.

I might buy extra sound equipment for my TV and run a small gasoline engine for the smell of burning racing fuel.

WOW, you are either a hardcore NASCAR fan, or just an ordinary redneck.