How do you tell the difference between democrats, republicans and southern republican

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  1. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    Answer : Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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    Democrats Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or Oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.


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    Republican Answer:

    BANG!

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    Southern Republican's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG!

    I have the pre ban 13 round clips for my Glock .40 plus one in the chamber.
     
  3. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    Good one, only problem was there wasn't enough bangs. Why wasn't the Southern Republicans wife packing? :grin: :grin: :shock: :shock: :hihi: :hihi: :thumb: :thumb:
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    A moderate, independent's answer:

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    Halt! BANG! BANG!

    Don't get up! BANG! BANG!

    Don't Move! BANG! BANG!


    . . . BANG!


    My Walther PPK only holds 7 rounds. But I hear James Bond music when I carry it.
     
  5. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    Another good one!!!!! I like this thread!!!!! :thumb: :thumb: :hihi: :hihi:

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    GEAUX AHEAD PUNK...MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. captainpodnuh

    captainpodnuh Baseball at da Box

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    A very nice piece, indeed, and my Parrain's personal favorite. The PPK is notoriously evil, in that it is known to bite its owner in the tender skin between the thumb and index finger, if you are not careful when you reach for it. I've been bitten once. The scar seems to have mostly faded.

    I inherited my Pa-Pa's Beretta .25, something I have grown quite fond of (The wife can easily shoot it in a pinch). I have been trying to locate a Walther .32 for a decent price, but it, rather the decent price, has been rather elusive.

    As for BANG, BANG, BANG, etc., I prefer the BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, etc. of my Colt .45 Semi-auto in brown steel, military issue. There's something about canon-fire that I like. Its like the smell of napalm in the morning...
     
  7. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

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    Smells like.... victory.
     
  8. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    If you're looking for BOOM BOOM in a BANG BANG size package perfect for concealed carry look at the .45 Kimber Ultra Carry......sweeeeeet!!!!!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
     
  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    An old gentleman I once worked for was an instructor on a pistol range in WWII. He was a bloody expert on the piece and owned several. He said a .45 would knock a man down, no matter where you hit him. Even in the wrist or hand. That has always stuck with me as a kind of a standard for stopping power.
     
  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Since when does any real Glock have a safety of any kind? lol
     

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