I ran into an ex-boss of mine at the little store down the street,.. we talked a bit, then I asked him, "what are you doing here, how come you're not at work?.. he said, it's lunchtime,.. I said,."ha, that's funny, I just woke up" I'm 9 years retired now,.. no scraping ice off the windshield and having to be at work by 7:00,.. how sweet it is
Some of us still have to work because we need the money. If I had handled my money better when I was younger I wouldn't do a lick of work.
Damn Dallas topless bars did me in when I was younger. Damn those girls with Naked Breasts. When I retire im going to get a job as the DJ at a high class topless bar. Just for the hell of it. My wife can clean tables....
I don't care if she reads it. When we were dating I told her mom she slept with me on the first date just to mess with her head. She didn't but her mom didn't know that. And I am still her favorite son in law.
I would be bored out of my mind if I didn't have meaningful work to do. I do take a lot more time off than I used to though.
