How many SEC fans does it take

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  1. bayoutider

    bayoutider Founding Member

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    How many SEC fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    At VANDERBILT: it takes two; one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

    At GEORGIA: it takes two; one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.

    At FLORIDA: it takes four; one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

    At ALABAMA: it takes five; one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.

    At OLE MISS: it takes six; one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

    At LSU: it takes seven; and each one gets credit for five semester hours.

    At KENTUCKY; it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

    At TENNESSEE; it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.

    At MISSISSIPPI STATE; it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".

    At AUBURN; it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

    At SOUTH CAROLINA; it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

    At ARKANSAS; None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
     
  2. burlesontiger

    burlesontiger Founding Member

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    Great post, bayou, that was hilarious!!!
     
  3. chuck

    chuck Founding Member

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    this . .

    is always one of my favorite emails to receive . .cracks me up.
     
  4. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Just joking folks.

    What do you mean each one gets 5 semester hours!! How dare you come on this board and flame LSU. That's the problem with Bama fans..
     
  5. bayoutider

    bayoutider Founding Member

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    Good one Saint. This list is also in the book "Bragging Rights".
     
  6. Eleven

    Eleven Founding Member

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    why is MSU the only one who gets to say "go to hell ole miss"?? i want to say it too...or maybe ours is "geaux to hell ole miss".

    how bout a round of "go to hell ole miss"s for everybody...its on me
     
  7. TIDE-HSV

    TIDE-HSV Founding Member

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    Living with an "Ole Miz," I have to be discreet...nt

    rtr
     
  8. diehardLSUfan

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    Ole Myth

    Hopefully we'll be yelling "Eli Who?" this weekend....
     
  9. Goodlifetiger

    Goodlifetiger Founding Member

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    Geaux to Hell OLe Miss.
     

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