Sounds like a good idea to me. Let's forget football and focus on America. As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their dorm completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your dorm for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their dorm to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentimen. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY.
