I want to impregnate Rita Benson LeBlanc

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  1. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    She's perfect. She wears a Superbowl ring, she OWNS the Saints, She's rich.

    I want her to bare my 3rd child.

    That is all.
     
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  2. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    I'll make it happen :thumb:
     
  3. LEGACY TIGER

    LEGACY TIGER Defy Yourself

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    It doesn't hurt that it wouldn't be a horrible experience either. I mean it ain't like she's a dog or anything.
     
  4. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    maybe you should "run into her" on the street one day and ask her out.
     
  5. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    I'm not sure how to throw game at an heiress that owns my favorite NFL team. Not sure she'd buy anything I spit at her.

    If I win the Super Bowl Ring raffle, it would at least get me in front of her and would be a good ice breaker.

    Just sayin...
     
  6. Bud Lee

    Bud Lee Call me buttercup

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    Maybe you should go to her house and leave flowers on her door, or a box with a viking's head in it...it's up to you really.
     
  7. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    The truth, she is probably so used to dudes lying to her. Just drop it on her. "Look, you aren't getting any younger, and you need an heir to the throne. Look at me, i am a great looking dude, we can make some great babies together, and plus, i promise you, 5 minutes with me, and you will never have to use toilet paper again." :lol:
     
  8. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    This is about where it falls apart for CS :wave:
     
  9. Krypto

    Krypto Huh?

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    I think you should get a ski mask. Find her house and sneak in through the window. I hear women like that approach.
     
  10. wjray

    wjray .-.. ..- -.- .

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    Cecil? Is that you?
    :hihi:
     

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