Can I be the second cousin from Texas?

I promise not to molest any goats.

good thing. our cousins from Alabama already called dibbs on the goats

You can call me Paw Paw.

I'm the great great grandad who no one claims due to his rumored affilliation with the Klan......

Sabanfan may be the grand pa, but we only visit him cause we have too. It's hard dealing with people when they have alzheimers.

haha awesome

ooooh ooooohh can i be the black friend???

or perhaps the family dog???


i wanna try something different.



or maybe considering this family, i'll be the family counselor.

I'll be the cool older brother that everyone wants to be like, peaks in his early 20's and then spends the rest of his life trying to re-live his college days.

says the man that was wearing balloon boobs last saturday.:hihi:

can I just be the drunk friend who shows up to drink your beer and watch your TV?