If you could be a super hero, what would your super power be?

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by locoguano, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
    T.S.: Sure, why not?
    Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!
     
  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Superman is gay. Cape, slippers, and tights with a speedo? Get real.
     

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