Isn't there an old saying about anything more than a mouthful . . .?

Likely the same, but a perfect attendance record would have been assured

She's not pretty

I didn't see a face

She's the living definition of "sweater kittens."

She ain't ugly.

We need an alternative.

I didn’t hear that

Lol! Make up does work wonders though, podna. You get this girl a makeup artist and hair stylist and she comes out looking totally different. False advertising is scary nowadays.

I've had worse and so have you.