It's not about magic, it's about coaching and LSU finally has the advantage

It kinda is if, if you're talking in the traditional sense, where you call your guy and place bets over the phone or you turn in your parlay sheets on Friday. Everything's done online now. I can't even remember the last time I've even seen a parlay sheet.

 

That's what's so weird about the gumps. They never experience things that happen to every single team in America, except them. Like turning the ball over multiple times that allow easy scores for the other team or making a critical mistake at a crucial moment, or just come out flat and have a bad game. Why is that? Take Ohio St. for example. C.U.M is looked at as the closest thing to an equal that <Alabama's coach> has and look at what happened to them today. You'd thing the law of averages would catch up to them, but it never does. Does anyone else think this is strange? (Or am I the strange one?)

 

Little Nicky has made a deal with the devil of course.

 

That's got to be it. What other explanation is there?

 

And taint is his little demon to inflict his idiocy upon all of us.

 

Parlay... odds killer.

 

Or he is the devil.