Joe Burrow on track to break 3+ NCAA records

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Our Heisman Candidate Hero Joe Burrow is on line the shatter some NCAA All-Time Passing Records

    1. Most Passing TDs (58) season

    Ramah say: 60 in 15 games (4*per game)
    After 4/15 games: 17 TDs (4.25 per game)
    Joe is on line to throw 61 TDs in 2019
    Projected over 50 by Heisman Day

    2. Season Passing Efficiency

    Ramah predicts 200+ beating Tua Tagovailoa 2018 record of 199.45
    After 4/15 games: 225.6

    Projected 200+ by Heisman Day

    3. Most Passing Yds season 5833
    Ramah predicts 6000 yards in 15 games
    After 4/15 games: 1,520 yards (380* av/g)
    Joe is on line to throw for 5700* yards but could reach the 5833 record with some great games
    Projected 5000+ by Heisman Day


    4. Most 400 yard Passing Games in a Season ... 11 ... Ramah predicts 9
    1. 471 yds vs Texas, 2. 400 vs Vandy
    12 is possible ...Anyone see any more records
     
  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali (877) 522-5001

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    It is quite possible that he has or shall bang more golden girls than any other QB in school history.

    Everybody eats...
     
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  3. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    I like how you think ...
    he could get ALL THE GOLDEN GIRLS SPLAYED WIDE OPEN SPINNING ROUND
    ON A CHERRY GO ROUND
    WHILE HE DOES A TASTE TEST
     
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    Bayou Tiger Founding Member

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    Da fuck? Unless you lemme sync em like we did the heifers we wanted to artificially inseminate, at least a couple are likely to be not so tasty. Now, if you’re like my friend from Bell City and don’t mind pickin a blood clot or two from your teef...
     
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  5. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    I got them 12 tickets bro ... I get to Scarlett Pearl and the line is 27.5 so I’m happy I relax and get my $$$$ together and ...
    BAM ... Line moves to 28 ... Phuck me

    So I go have dinner at the buffet there ...
    hmmm it might drop back :..: nah

    Had to go to Boomtown .:. -28 Phuck

    So I go to Imperial Palace ... -27.5

    Yeah Buddy ,.. I wanted that half point

    LSU wins by 28 from a fluke (not 40+) and I win 6 K ...

    Got lucky ...
     
  6. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Burreaux gonna throw 7 TDs Saturday

    Gonna break his 6 TD record
     
  7. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Should have had a TD pass right before the end of the half giving him 6, but hey he still did his thing.
     
  8. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    I wanted that 28-6 score bad ... Emery fumbled if I recall ... Was on a plane taking off then and lost internet
     
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    diamondheadtiger Founding Member

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    Gators say they will have Joe rattled by the 2nd quarter.
     
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    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Well that puts you out of action until the start of the third quarter ... Just hide under your bed and set the alarm for 8:30
     
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