What kind of idiot would rather live in Ohio than Florida? Warm sunny beaces vs freezing blighted cities and closed rusting factories
They actually have four seasons in Ohio instead of endless hot humid summer, punctuated by hurricanes. Small town and rural Ohio is really quite pleasant.
Have you seen the girls of Ohio? Not in Playboy you haven't. Maybe the wifey would rather LeBron be around the hefty heifers of Cleveland than the babes in bikinis of South Beach
You are probably more likely to get attacked by a crack addicted aids infested gay homeless pit bull in Florida though. I swear the craziest people in the US are in Florida.
@_FloridaMan and @_Flor1daWoman Follow the crazy shit that happens in Florida. Still in all I would take Florida over Ohio as my place of residence Florida Man Has Bentley Logo Tattooed on Forehead; Safe to Assume He Doesn't Own a Bentley | http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2014/07/florida_man_with_car_logo_tattooed_on_his_face_arrested_for_identity_theft.php… User Actions FollowingFlorida Man@_FloridaMan Florida Man Breaks Into School While High, Steals Fruit Loops | http://tbo.com/news/crime/stoned User Actions FollowingFlorida Man@_FloridaMan Florida Man Hacks Roadside LED Sign; Changes Message to "Fuck Her Right In the Pussy" | http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/07/f-her-right-in-the-p-florida-construction-sign-hacked… pic.twitter.com/skbvCQfyQO Florida Man Says He Was Held Hostage by Crazed Cat Named “Kush" | http://www.wesh.com/news/Deland-couple-held-hostage-in-their-home-by-crazed-pet-cat/26831046#!baxQCu Florida Man @_FloridaMan · Jul 2 Florida Man Storms Into Stranger's House; Exposes Buttocks, Licks Door | http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/pinellas-police-blotter-alcohol-fuels-three-unusual-arrests/2186715… Florida Man Tells Deputies He Wasn't Masturbating in Park; Tries to Dispose of Vaseline When They're Not Looking | http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/crime/police-blotters/in-the-park-doing-what-comes-naturally-1.336095…
Those might be your babes. These are mine: More Florida Bikini Babes at: https://www.google.com/search?q=flo...QBA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg&biw=1024&bih=677#imgdii=_
So when are you moving to Ohio? Geaux Buckeyes! Urban Meyer is the greatest coach who ever lived. The Browns were the best team in the NFL in 1964! The Indians are still celebrating their 1948 World Series victory! Nick Saban played for the Kent State Golden Flashes! The Cincinnati Reds were great in 1975 and 1976! Maybe the long suffering fans do deserve somebody like LeBron to bring some hope into their miserable lives. Here are some of the women of Ohio:
