A Snarky Gump would be a good hunting camp cocktail.
Let's say . . . an Old Forrester bloody mary with shrimp.
"Dey's uh, boiled shrimp, fried shrimp, barbecued shrimp, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. There's lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, . . . "