Les Miles vs. The other coaches in the SEC

MGM Odds just released:

Ed Orgeron: intensity, squats 1000 lbs, can yaw with the best of em. Will eat your children. seriously. 2:1

Les Miles: you know the girl who is quiet in public, well les is that girl til you get him on the canvas. he is certifiably insane and it serves him well here. Fear the Hat logos soon outsell nike's. 4:1

Sylvester Croom: the butterbean of the sec. Large girth and impossible to hurt. Once you tire he will knock you out one punch style as foreman did when he was 60. 7:1

Bobby Johnson: still in fighting shape and a 3 yr letter as clemson db. could take home the prize but has softened since going to vandy. its inevitable. the collective IQ of his players surpass their weight. 7:1

Mark Richt: another silent type makes the top half of the list. however richt has lived too much of a charmed life to really care anymore. he'd rather be sucking down a mojito with phat phil dunking donuts. indifference is not a good thing as displayed by his teams in bowl games. 7:1


Houston Nutt: completely insane. no clue what he may do except make a few promises he cant keep. Intense enough to do damage but likely makes it no farther than the first round. He still thanks saban for the false props as best coach in the sec and even sadder he actually believes it. 10:1

Tommy Tuberville: red-headed step-child syndrome may pay off here. disrespected as a child due to ear size carries over to adulthood after going 12-0 and being snubbed. some are just born to finish not first. 10:1

Urban Meyer: has ability to wear down opponent mentally with constant whining. perfected to an artform. if all else fails canvas could become soaked from all the crying causing a mishap to opponent. Mills Lane could be the difference maker depending on mood. 11:1

Nick Saban: has napoleonic complex for a reason. talks a tough game and likes to control everything. once in the ring he's more likely to crap his pants. Manuel Wright says put the odds at 20:1.

Steve Spurrier: age and the nfl has softened darth. however, he can still outwit, outsmart and outplay most if motivated. Likely wins an easy first round matchup then calls it a day to tee it up. Says recruiting is still overrated. 20:1

Phillip Fulmer: If Rich Brooks wasn't 90, phattimus would be in the cellar.....eating donuts...where he usually is. dreams of retiring as the michelin man after he's fired in 2007. Currently speaking to sheep cloners about the clausens and mannings. 25:1

Rich Brooks: more closely resembles foster brooks than a football coach. this is what happens when you bring a pac-10 coach to the sec. nothing. tomato can not only on the field but in the ring. days of j-lo (jared lorenzen) and hal mumme are long gone. was that really your heyday? 50:1

 

If it was rasslin, Orgeron would take it no doubt. He still has that Cajun Toughness, but I don't like his speed. I think you could wear him down by keeping distance and throwing jabs.

I could see Les getting that crazy look in his eyes, turning the hat backwards like Stallone in "Over the Top", and then he'd start gouging eyes. I also feel like Bo Pellini is his homeboy who would get his back, so points for that. Bo looks like he could kick some serious ass. Very intense. Love to see a fight between him and Jim Haslett.

Sylvester Croom might surprise you because sometimes those old black dudes can still whoop some ass. Normally its directed to their old bitchy wives, but if you got him mad enough he might do some quick damage.

Bobby Thompson would get knocked out faster than Chuck Lidell. But he'll be the smart guy that picks up on the chicks while the others are fighting in the mud.

Mark Richt is definately worn down. In order for him to ever be an effective fighter he'd have to pull of some heroic Rocky type story, and let's face it, there's only one Rocky. Damn, another Stallone reference.

Tommy Tuberville would engage in dirty fighting, and get disqualified. But he would claim the title and give himself a made up award.