2008 Less Smiles is Forrest Gump ... a poem by ramah Less Smiles is truly a Forrest Gump In 2008, the LSU Program goes thump After the great Saban busted his hump But took Dumpsterboy's green, wuttachump When all the fussin' is done and past And all record books show facts at last The golden age of LSU has long been passed And Tigers fans wallets are skinned from they ass Moaning in Tigerland hits the new high And expectations are still pie in the sky They miss Nick, gravel, guts, spit in yo eye Think sadly of Less Nutless the Gutless and sigh What we gonna do in Tigerland this year Will all the fans still come out and give a cheer Or will they tire of the same Gump **** each year The day they finally run Gump out of town is near The hostile crowds will chant "help Gump pack" Thinning crowds give Skip Bertman a heart attack The TAF rumors are that he too will be out on his back LSU fans tire of watching ole garbage for their good jack And the nex hire, will he be the TRUE one And old Gridiron warrior and LSU favorite son He's sad to see what Old War Skule has become A subject of gross and stale humor, SEC Football fun He'll promise we'll rise from the ashes again We'll win those conference championships again You'll stand on the threshold of greatness, we'll win Because what's become of this program is simply a sin But it won't be simple, he'll need you, Joe Fan To stand up & cheer for the boys & rebuild the land He'll put gravel in their guts, in their eyes will be sand The LSU gridiron warrior shall rise again & fill the stands A big game for all accolades will LSU host A Sugar Bowl for Ages, the winner the most The Phoenix has risen, the fans they do boast At the game's end, their LSU heroes they toast A National Championship has come to LSU Won by the gridiron heroes so tried and true And NFL boys come with truckloads of green To lure the Chosen One to NFL locales unseen He laughs and smiles and makes them go away blue The Gridiron Warrior is home and his heart belongs to LSU.
