Tain't that simple, darlin'. One woman's "fuck me" dress is another woman's "look at me" dress. And fine distinctions are lost on the masses. There are men that will ogle a fat lesbian in overalls. It's one of those gender things that people just have to accept. Women will let their imaginations run wild. Men will let their eyes wander. Neither really means a hell of a lot. But it does expose the insecure.
On a serious note, I'm surprised at you for letting people sit on the whaletail. Just above the propeller. All it would take is for somehow the key to be engaged or ignition somehow initiated, (a kid, a drunk, ect.) and its an instant tragedy. A few years ago some people were partying in a boat on the Amite River. The guy in the back of the boat reached up to grab a bridge as they were passing under it at idle speed. He lost his grip and slipped onto the whirling propeller. It was a really horrible way to die.
In light of the direction this thread is turning, today's little known fact seems appropriate: White Fronted Parrots are one of a few animals to "kiss" beak to beak during mating. However, the make then vomits on the female as a sign of commitment.
Nah, no one touches the keys in my boat. My boat, my keys, simple as that. Oh and it wasn't just anyone sitting there, it was moi.
There is a town in Wales named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll llantysiliogogogoch And one in New Zealand called Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokai-whenuakitanatahu Just imagine if they had football, basketball or baseball teams that played LSU and Jim Hawthorne was calling the game.