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  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Well, in step one you tell them your shoe size. In Step 6 you tell them your age. Steps 2 through 5 is just the math needed to arrive at an answer known in advance. Next year they will have to change 1014 to 1015 to make it work.
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Does somebody have a job figuring these things out? There actually are people employed to do nothing but keep watch over the Stanley Cup. Do you find these jobs in the classifieds under miscellaneous?
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    This is probably a well known fact but I didn't feel like starting a new thread so I'm putting it here.

    Reflux, aint that some shit. I ate a pile of hot wings last night, drank a few pops, was sleeping like a baby at 5 am and then bam. Like gasoline right down the throat. That crap sucks. I love spicy stuff too so not sure what I'm gonna do about that.
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Eat les chikin
     
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  5. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Don't overeat late. Especially when you get older, grandpa.
     
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  6. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Well, I didn't eat them all. I wanted to but I didn't. After the commotion that went down at 5am I am certainly glad that I didn't finish off the pile. Quantity isn't a problem, its the heat. Anytime I mix hot stuff with beer I think this happens, never before to this extent. It was bad. I don't think I've shot out of bed that fast since a damn drill sgt was yelling at me. That was a long time ago.
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    el005639 Founding Member

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    Shane I get It also. Try a little( teaspoon in water) pure apple cider vinegar before bed. Don't know why but the shit works.
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Alka-Seltzer has always worked for me. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz








     
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  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Speaking of hot, the core of a star reaches 16 million degrees c. A grain of sand that hot would kill someone from over 100 yards away. Ouch!
     

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