A close look at Moo U ... And a few Mississippi stories ... Now I love me some So. Mississippi don’t get me wrong ... Got some property and grow some fine Jubilee watermelons there ...
The country chicks are wild and naughty too
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But Moo U FB and playing in that DUMP
DAVIS WADE STADIUM ... that shidhole is 105 years old ... WITH THOSE GD Cowbells
So I’m dating a FarmersOnly dot com gal from nearby Purvis a few years back when I returned from Saudi in 2016 and we end up at her ranch drunk as skunks and it’s wham time and I grab her decorated cowbell off the dresser and start ringing it slowly laughing at her ... Oh Shitttt ... You thought I’d set off an atomic bomb or somethin and this crazy cowgirl rips my duds off n starts the fun ... We end up in bed and she’s on top doing that reverse cowboy stuff showing me who’s boss when out of the blue she starts her howling (yeah the big O) and she grabs that damned cowbell and starts ringing the hell outta it like there’s no tomorrow ...
I’m freaking and about to lose my mind in this Purvis freakshow and my adrenaline is going thru the roof with this gd hated cowbell noise and she jumps off just before the Splosion
Houston we have a problem ...
To my dying day I’ll swear that was the wildest single ride of my life (well next to the eight I had in Bangkok one night after 2007 NC game) as most of the payload reached an altitude higher than her 8 foot ranch bedroom ceiling and stuck there (due to cowbells no doubt). However, the second stage rocket was just short and the slo-mo orbit coming down right at me. All I could do was close my mouth and eyes as it hits me right on the forehead ...
Oeaux the sweet mercy of a pretty cowgirl’s tongue ... And the knowledge that I blew it all due to those gd cowbells ... She still calls me from time to time for some basic calibrations and I solved that reverse cowboy problem ...
Woof Woof Bulldoggie Girl Woof Woof
Trust me ... Date Country girls at Farmers Only esp if you’re divorced from a city girl ...
Time for a Moo U 2019 Football History Lesson to back up our weekly lock science prognosis
Game 1: MSU (H) Beat UL Lafayette by 10 points (38-28) and gave up near 450 yds off
Game 2: MSU (H) beat USM 38-15 in a good game ... Compare USM lost to Bama 49-7
Game 3: Kansas St beat MSU (H) 31-24 with 275 yards offense to 350 for MSU
Game 4: MSU (H) beat Kentucky 28-13
Game 5: Auburn (H) 56 MSU 23
Game 6: Tennessee (H) 20 MSU 10
MSU is 3/3 ... Scoring and Allowing 27/game
LSU is 6/0 ... Scoring 52.5 (#1) allowing 21
LSU 55, MSU 14 ... Rout by 40+
Rain Possible ...
Heavy Rain LSU 41, MSU 14
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