1. No way a relationship can take something like this.

    Try this...hit him over the head with a bat. When he wakes up, if he still thinks 'bama is better than us...then hit him again and leave.
  2. Tell your husband that the AP champ gets a 8 X 10 certificate made at Kinkos.

    Tell him that the BCS champ gets one of these :crystal:

    If he continues to be a non believer I'm sure you have more convincing means and methods at your disposal. :lol:

  3. I don't disagree with anything you say, All I'm saying is that on this one night, they looked better. I still fully expect to stap an azz whipping on them in Nov.
  4. This ain't remotely about football and you know it.
  5. No, this is more about bringing Bama's boat and shotguns with her! She can leave the ammo with Bama. :)

    You can put your stink finger back now.
  6. He began spouting off when he saw the sports ticker on ESPN. Of course, all they showed was the AP. He goes into delusional mode and thinks they are now the heavy favorites to go to the SECCG then the BGSCG. I quickly tell him he's wrong. LSU will be playing Vandy in the SECCG.

    His 16 year old trash talking skills come out when he asks repeatedly "Where is Bama ranked? I missed that." Sure you did.

    He called a few minutes ago to ask again where they are ranked. :insane: I heard this at the Super Regionals in 2001 from a few Tulane fans. "What's the score? I can't read the scoreboard." That's his idea of smack. Sad, huh?

    Will do. Thanks!!

    :lol: California does sound nice this time of year.


    To make matters worse we have a bye which means I have at least two weeks to listen to this bologna.
  7. Batty, I don't know how you're going to survive around your house right now. Ouch!
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  8. Y'all know what is great about the polls now? It's that a team can move up several spots and jump other teams in the polls based on performance. It benefited us tremendously at the end of last year. After the SEC championship game, we moved over a some teams that did not lose to get up to #2. Early this year, Georgia did not perform well and they moved down. Alabama was nowhere near the top ten, yet they have moved all the way up due to great performances.

    It certainly is nice to see that the pollsters are not clinging to that "If you don't lose, you must retain your ranking" mentality.
  9. Easy. I'm going on strike. No cleaning. No cooking. No grocery shopping. No paying bills. No getting up to grab him a beer. No milk & cookies. No ice cream. No taking out the trash. No reminding him his truck note is due. Nothing. Nada.

    In addition I am removing the batteries from the TV remotes and Wii remote. I'm "misplacing" his fishing rods and reels. Oops the dogs got ahold of your Maxim magazine and shredded it to pieces! Oh no!! I backed over your golf clubs!! Did I just wash your new boat with sand paper instead of a sponge? How silly of me!! :wave:
  10. You dont have to do all of that. Just be pleased with the fact you know more about football than he does. That should suffice.
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