Don't mean to hijack this thread; time to bring out "What is a cowboy joke"! >An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. >As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. > >She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' > >He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working >cows, Going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, >doctoring calves, Cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on >tractors, and feeding my dogs, So I guess I am a cowboy.' > >She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. >As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I >shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I >even think about women when I eat. >It seems that everything makes me think of women.' > >The two sat sipping in silence. > >A little while later, a man sat down on the other side Of the old >cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' > >He replied, 'I always thought I was, >But I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'