LSU fans are married to there cousin, met there wife or husband at a wrestling match. The family pet is a pig, the family car is 20 yrs old, has 3 different brands of tires on it, needs a muffler and has an 8 track. They think the movie Waterboy and Deliverance are based on true stories. They call fine dining the buffet at KFC. There best shirt has there name on a logo on the left side. There richest relative lives in a 10 year old trailer. There kids play in the yard and act and want to be like Waterboy. They take baths twice a week and change the water once a month. There Friday night is a video of Waterboy and Government cheese. They do all there Christmas shopping at Big Lots. They think 8-3 is a good year, they are watching the game on a black white TV. The computer they use came from Rent A Center. They think the Roseann show is how the rich live. They will be so drunk tonight on Mad Dog 20/20 they will miss the end of the game and the stomping they will take.