do not dismiss these things as simply piles of dirt. au contraire. within lies the secret to lsu's financial success now and likely years into the future. legend has it, these mounds are significant because 6000 years ago on a dark, dreary day, les buried a complex offensive playbook deep within the core. within the abyss of these sacred mounds lies a playbook that actually uses more than 2 wrs at a time. yes, yes i know. blasphemy. but its true. some legends actually say 4 and gasp, sometimes 5 wide. hallowed, yes hallowed grounds indeed.
You'll like the real reason even better, tirk. It's prehistoric porn. Some ancient artist created a sculpture that reminded him of his girlfriend.
Makes sense....its position to the river...somebody could have been having themself a nice long look at the cheifs daughter as her nude body dried off after a nice relaxing bath in the river and since no one in the tribe would believe his story without some kind of proof...he made the mounds.
Or, since they didn't have photos back then to catch naked moments and share them with others.. Maybe he made them as a tribute to the chief's daughter's uhm, mounds so others could enjoy them too.. :lol:
