Please tell me you have no offspring.

This team needs a passing game

CLM has no killer instinct! F'ing none.

This team needs coaches who'll let them pass.

You can't pass if you don't try. You also have to at least attempt passes to keep the opposing D honest. Also they have to disguise the plays by formation. That is the issue.

Yours?

Which is as meaningless as preseason rankings.

As he pointed out last week, he posted his panties, but he was not the model.